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This page is dedicated to the greatest amateur karaoke singer of all time. Sidney Day. He's touched the lives of thousands and entertained tens to twenties of others. To the king of the smokey dive bar, this site is for you! Stay tuned for more updates and features!

Sidney Day Vitals

Born: Sidney Octavio Day on June 12, 1976

Place: Colorado Springs, CO

Height: 5 ft 9 in

Weight: 170

Favorite Color: Black with a hint of green

Favorite Songs to Karaoke: Da Butt, Girl You Know Its True, Humpty Dance, Darling Nikki

Number of Socks in his Crotch: Zero, it's all natural baby

Best Known For: Sitting on his balls and still completing a Hootie and the Blowfish song

Favorite Hangouts: Murray Street Darts, Paul's, Joe's Bar

Best Pick Up Line: When's the last time you had your dumper cleaned?

Worst Pick Up Line: (see above)

Biggest Rivals: Pookey Sleeves and Beaver

Best Friend: Norvil Jones P.I.

Least Favorite Animals: Baby Circus Elephants

Sidney Day's Life Story

He was born in a small Colorado town just east of Colorado Springs. He was an over achiever in school as a member of the basketball team, baseball team, forensics team, show choir, band, theatre, Young Swingers of America, Student Council President, Matchwits, and he was a hell of a shower soccer player. He was a regular Don-fucking-Johnson. He went to college where he got a worthless B.A. in communications. It was during this time he discovered his talent for karaoke. He broke into the amateur ranks with the hope that all of us have when we break in, to become a professional karaoke singer. His heros were such great pros as Fregot Yeargly, Stinky Mic Googman, and Concave McNuts. He made a name for himself playing bars where the crowds were usually pretty dead. His brand of showmanship and choice of upbeat music made him a wanted man. Bars started opening up karaoke nights just for the hope that he would swing by and sing one song. The pros noticed this as well. They planned to send a scout to the Annual Kitty Lounge Karaoke contest and see how Sidney performed. If he did well, he would be brought up to the pros. Sidney however, just before his big night, caught his girl in the back seat of his car with a waitress from Denny's and a small circus elephant. This crushed him (which I'm sure the elephant also did to the girls) and he blew his big night. He stayed away from the scene for a few years and returned when most amateurs are retiring at the age of 25. He has to watch out for his old rivals Pookey and Beaver who will stop at nothing to humiliate Sidney. He blew them away in one contest shortly after his come back and showed he is still the only Don-fucking-Johnson around here. With his friend Norvil by his side, he is trying once again to make it to the pros!

News (updated often)

Pookey's Site

Pookey Sleeves has his own site. It is http://sidneyday.0catch.com/pookeysleeves.index.html

Sidney Day Movie

(COLORADO SPRINGS JAN 24) There is a small independent film company putting together a bio on the life and times of Sidney Day. Hopefully, from what I am told, it will be completed in 2002 and hopefully at some film festivals in 2003. There is even talk of getting the Mr. Day himself to play the lead role. This is very reminiscent of the Jackie Robinson Story where the legendary ball player played himself as well. Whether he plays or himself or plays with himself you can be sure that Sidney will have a big hand in this great honor. No word yet on who will play Pookey and Beaver. Please email Sidney Day at sidneyday69@hotmail.com and let him know how much we would all like to see him in this movie and how much we would like to see this movie get completed.

Pookey Sleeves to get vasectomy

(COLORADO SPRINGS JAN 20) Pookey Sleeves announced earlier today that in order to make the pros, he needs to make sure he never breeds. Therefor he will undergo a ball snip some time next week. No word yet on who will perform the surgery and how much it will hurt. Keep checking back for updates.

Beaver named in paternity suit

(COLORADO SPRINGS JAN 18) Pookey Sleeves sidekick Beaver was sued today by bar owner Chester Pubic after Beaver allegedly father the child of his goat. Beaver, who's name has also been brought up in connection with Laura Burnsnog's child and the Lindberg baby, is only speaking through his lawyer. When asked how he felt about this he bent down, placed his mouth to his lawyer's hind end and said 'Not too shabby!"

Sidney to sing in this year's Kitty Lounge Contest

(COLORADO SPRINGS JAN 8) After blowing it his big night at the Annual Kitty Lounge Karaoke Contest before, Sidney announced today at a press conference that he will compete in the contest this year. You will recall that the last time he was to compete he caught his girlfriend in the backseat of his car with a waitress from Denny's and a baby circus elephant. There will be, just like every year, plenty of scouts in the crowd looking for fresh talent to become a professional karaoke singer.

Kitty Lounge burns down circus!

(COLORADO SPRINGS JAN 8) With the news that Sidney was going to perform in their annual contest, the Kitty Lounge management team went to the local circus and burned it down starting with the elephant tent."This was just ensure there would be no waitress-elephant threesomes in the back seat of Mr. Day's car," said Chester Pubic, bar owner. "We respect Mr. Day's career too much and want to see him make the pros in our contest." Later that day Mr. Pubic sat on his balls.

Norvil Jones engaged to Stella Wingwanger!

(COLORADO SPRINGS JAN 6) After a long courtship of three hours and six bottles of tequilla, local Sidney Day friend Norvil Jones woke up hungover and engaged to Stella Wingwanger, the most famous stripper in town. The couple will not set a date until Norvil figures out he can't get out of it and the couple will continue to live together while they make plans for the wedding. A call has already been made for a white G-string.

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Sidney with his fans.

Sidney at his home.

Sidney with a big package.